Ladies Who Brunch

Photo: On Foodie Trail

Photo: On Foodie Trail

Aubree, Scarlett, & Laila

Aubree met Scarlett during the second semester of her freshman year at Yale while rushing their sorority Alpha Phi Tau. Aubree pledged because she had been having trouble making friends her first semester. Scarlett pledged because she wanted to be one of the girls wearing  letters around campus. The sorority parties were an incentive for both of them.

At the start of pledging, Scarlett and Aubree bonded instantly. Well to be accurate, Scarlett took a liking to Aubree right away and eventually Aubree caught up so that the feeling was mutual. By the end of pledging, while they were close to the other ten girls in their pledge class, the two of them had the strongest relationship. It was an obvious choice for them to be roommates their sophomore year and for the two years following that.

Laila was Mrs. Woodhouse’s personal assistant when she met Scarlett. Not too long after, Scarlett started inviting Laila out with her friends.  Mrs. Woodhouse was not overjoyed by this friendship, but did see Laila as a positive influence on Scarlett. She had reduced her partying from seven days a week to four or five. Mrs. Woodhouse considered this to be a vast improvement. Laila has since moved on from Mrs. Woodhouse’s employment, but the friendship between she and Scarlett stuck.

As was the case with most new people she encountered, it took Aubree a bit of time to warm to Laila. She is the type of person who makes judgments quickly and waits for people to prove her wrong or right. Aubree assumed that Laila was a social climber who was using Scarlett for her kindness (and money). It took a few months, but she eventually thawed and saw that Laila was coming from the right place.  A friendship between the two blossomed shortly after. Continue reading

Mr. Handsy

Photo: Mental Floss

Photo: Mental Floss

Aubree

It was a typical Saturday afternoon for Aubree Bennet. She was nursing a slight hangover from her girls night out, binge watching re-runs of Law and Order: SVU on Netflix,  checking her work email to see if her editor sent her notes on her latest article, and Tinder-ing like there was no tomorrow. During her swipe marathon, she came across Tyler.

Tyler, 27

5 miles away

About Tyler

“Be the change you want to see in the world”

Cali transplant living in NYC. Looking for a girl who is interested in hanging by my side as I  instill positive vibes into everyone I meet. I love to travel and do anything that is outdoors.  If you’re down to join me for the ride, shoot me a message 🙂

Tyler has dirty blonde hair, a scruffy yet neat beard, and blue eyes that are piercing even in a photo. Strikingly good looks aside, Tyler may be slightly too bohemian for Aubree’s taste. At least half of his pictures were shirtless, which is always red flag. One was with a surf board, another was next to bike on a hiking trail, and in the last one it looks like he is laying on a hammock that is tied between two palm trees. He is shirtless with purpose, but Tyler knows that putting his six pack on display will not hurt his cause.

In his clothed pictures Tyler is in an orphanage (or school) in sub-Saharan Africa surrounded by smiling children, dressed up in a tailored suit (occasion unclear), and sitting with a co-ed group of friends at a Fourth of July barbecue (deductive reasoning due to their patriotic attire). These pictures might have saved Tyler. He helps impoverished children, looks great in a suit, and has an active social life. If that is not a boy to bring home to mama, Aubree does not know what is.  She swipes right.

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