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Aubree

It was a typical Saturday afternoon for Aubree Bennet. She was nursing a slight hangover from her girls night out, binge watching re-runs of Law and Order: SVU on Netflix,  checking her work email to see if her editor sent her notes on her latest article, and Tinder-ing like there was no tomorrow. During her swipe marathon, she came across Tyler.

Tyler, 27

5 miles away

About Tyler

“Be the change you want to see in the world”

Cali transplant living in NYC. Looking for a girl who is interested in hanging by my side as I  instill positive vibes into everyone I meet. I love to travel and do anything that is outdoors.  If you’re down to join me for the ride, shoot me a message 🙂

Tyler has dirty blonde hair, a scruffy yet neat beard, and blue eyes that are piercing even in a photo. Strikingly good looks aside, Tyler may be slightly too bohemian for Aubree’s taste. At least half of his pictures were shirtless, which is always red flag. One was with a surf board, another was next to bike on a hiking trail, and in the last one it looks like he is laying on a hammock that is tied between two palm trees. He is shirtless with purpose, but Tyler knows that putting his six pack on display will not hurt his cause.

In his clothed pictures Tyler is in an orphanage (or school) in sub-Saharan Africa surrounded by smiling children, dressed up in a tailored suit (occasion unclear), and sitting with a co-ed group of friends at a Fourth of July barbecue (deductive reasoning due to their patriotic attire). These pictures might have saved Tyler. He helps impoverished children, looks great in a suit, and has an active social life. If that is not a boy to bring home to mama, Aubree does not know what is.  She swipes right.

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